my poor cell phone(s)

Everybody has the story bout a dumb thing they've dumb to their cellphone. Well, I have cell phone stories, not just one, but several.
I never have been good with electronics, when I was little I have gone through 2 gameboy colors and tons of portable cd players. I remember one time I actually had to put one of my cd players in the fridge because it kept overheating.
I am a cell phones worse nightmare. My first cell phone was a little pre paid phone, not expensive, but hey, I was in middle school. One day I was out on the by my house withMy my dog, and i dropped my phone, and the battery poped out and feel in the lake. That's the end of cell phone #1.
My 2nd cell phone was a plain LG camera phone, the green and silver kind. I had that phone for awhile, until my sister and I got in a fight and I ripped it out of the charger, and pulled the guts out of it. End of cell phone #2.
My 3rd cell phone was the newer version of my old LG. I actually had that phone almost (key word ALMOST) to the end of it's contract. This phone was destroyed by my butt. I sat on the bleachers at my school, and my phone was in my back pocket and I cracked my screen. End of phone#3
My 4th cell phone was the first EnV. This EnV could handle me, I left it on the roof of my truck, and took off and it fell off into the road. I dropped it in my yard and one of my dogs picked it up and ran away with it. Then, I dropped it in a toliet, and that was the end of my EnV.
Now I am on my 5th cell phone, and it's a Voyager, and so far this thing is pretty sturdy, but I've been careful with this one.